so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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