But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Randomize
