I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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