i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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