Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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