And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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