Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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