Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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