the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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