S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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