Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
