the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Randomize
