Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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