I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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