found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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