i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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