i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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