Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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