Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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