One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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