me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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