God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize