And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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