I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Randomize
