I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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