I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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