I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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