I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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