i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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