you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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