Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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