I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I party with great urgency now.
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