so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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