he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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