he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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