she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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