We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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