I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You don't make any sense
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