Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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