All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
