physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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