I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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