I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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