so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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