Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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