Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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