I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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