Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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