Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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