marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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