we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
