It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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