But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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