so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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