I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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